{"id":984050,"date":"2023-10-23T22:11:38","date_gmt":"2023-10-24T00:11:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/sac-de-sang\/"},"modified":"2023-10-23T22:11:42","modified_gmt":"2023-10-24T00:11:42","slug":"sac-de-sang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/sac-de-sang\/","title":{"rendered":"Sac de sang"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div>\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap\">Je travaille comme infirmi\u00e8re dans un h\u00f4pital et j&#8217;attache une poche de sang \u00e0 un patient.<\/p>\n<p>Plus de deux heures plus tard, il appelle et dit : \u00ab Ce que je veux encore savoir, ma s\u0153ur, est-ce que ce sang a \u00e9t\u00e9 donn\u00e9 par un joueur de l&#8217;Ajax ?  Parce que je ne devrais pas avoir \u00e7a !<\/p>\n<p>Je regarde ma feuille de papier et dis avec un clin d&#8217;\u0153il : &#8220;Malheureusement, monsieur, la mutation a d\u00e9j\u00e0 commenc\u00e9&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"byline\">Ilse Klok (23)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Les lecteurs sont les auteurs de cette chronique. <\/strong>Un Ije est une exp\u00e9rience personnelle ou une anecdote en 120 mots maximum.  Soumettre via ik@nrc.nl<\/p>\n<aside data-article-id=\"4178259\" data-js-topic-preview=\"\" data-strip-from-headless=\"modal\" data-topic-id=\"97\" data-topic-name=\"Ikje\"\/>\n<\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nrc.nl\/nieuws\/2023\/10\/24\/zakje-bloed-a4178259\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ttn-fr-33<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je travaille comme infirmi\u00e8re dans un h\u00f4pital et j&#8217;attache une poche de sang \u00e0 un patient. Plus de deux heures plus tard, il appelle et dit : \u00ab Ce que je veux encore savoir, ma s\u0153ur, est-ce que ce sang a \u00e9t\u00e9 donn\u00e9 par un joueur de l&#8217;Ajax ? Parce que je ne devrais pas [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":958743,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[7801,15629],"class_list":["post-984050","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-magazine","tag-sac","tag-sang"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/984050","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=984050"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/984050\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/958743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=984050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=984050"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=984050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}