{"id":18306,"date":"2022-03-05T15:50:58","date_gmt":"2022-03-05T17:50:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/poutine-explique-le-raid-en-ukraine-a-une-table-pleine-dhotesses-de-lair-et-les-blagues-sont-impossibles-a-suivre\/"},"modified":"2022-03-05T15:51:13","modified_gmt":"2022-03-05T17:51:13","slug":"poutine-explique-le-raid-en-ukraine-a-une-table-pleine-dhotesses-de-lair-et-les-blagues-sont-impossibles-a-suivre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/poutine-explique-le-raid-en-ukraine-a-une-table-pleine-dhotesses-de-lair-et-les-blagues-sont-impossibles-a-suivre\/","title":{"rendered":"Poutine explique le raid en Ukraine \u00e0 une table pleine d&#8217;h\u00f4tesses de l&#8217;air et les blagues sont impossibles \u00e0 suivre"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div id=\"\">\n<p class=\"article__intro\">\n<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tLe pr\u00e9sident russe Vladimir Poutine a expliqu\u00e9 le conflit en Ukraine lors d&#8217;une visite dans un centre de formation de la compagnie a\u00e9rienne russe Aeroflot juste \u00e0 l&#8217;ext\u00e9rieur de Moscou.  Les images diffus\u00e9es sont la cible de moqueries sur les r\u00e9seaux sociaux.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div>\n<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<!-- includes\/advertising\/fixed-slot.html --><\/p>\n<p><!-- \/ includes\/advertising\/fixed-slot.html --><\/p>\n<div class=\"article__component article__component--paragraph\">\n<p class=\"article__paragraph\">Poutine a d\u00e9clar\u00e9, entre autres, que les &#8220;op\u00e9rations militaires&#8221; en Ukraine se d\u00e9roulent avec succ\u00e8s et conform\u00e9ment au plan.  Il a \u00e9galement d\u00e9clar\u00e9 que les sanctions occidentales qui en r\u00e9sultaient &#8220;ressemblaient \u00e0 une d\u00e9claration de guerre&#8221;.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article__component article__component--paragraph\">\n<p class=\"article__paragraph\">Des images de la r\u00e9union montrent le pr\u00e9sident assis \u00e0 une table pleine d&#8217;employ\u00e9es d&#8217;Aeroflot.  \u201cHeeft hij zijn sociale afstand van 20 meter opgegeven\u201d, vraagt iemand zich vrolijk af op Twitter, een verwijzing naar eerdere vergaderingen van Poetin met onder meer de Franse president Emmanuel Macron en de Duitse bondskanselier Olaf Scholz die aan een hele lange witte tafel moesten gaan si\u00e9ger. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article__component article__component--picture\"><!-- includes\/article\/components\/picture.html --><\/p>\n<figure class=\"article__figure\"><figcaption class=\"figcaption\"><span class=\"figcaption__credit\">  \u00a9AP<\/span><br \/>\n\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><!-- \/ includes\/article\/components\/picture.html -->\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article__component article__component--paragraph\">\n<p class=\"article__paragraph\">Tous deux ont refus\u00e9 de faire effectuer un test PCR russe avant la r\u00e9union.  Cette situation a \u00e9galement \u00e9t\u00e9 la source de beaucoup de blagues et de m\u00e8mes sur les r\u00e9seaux sociaux. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article__component article__component--paragraph\">\n<p class=\"article__paragraph\">&#8220;L&#8217;une de ces statues n&#8217;est pas comme les autres&#8221;, s&#8217;amuse un autre.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article__component article__component--picture\"><!-- includes\/article\/components\/picture.html --><\/p>\n<figure class=\"article__figure\">\n<p>\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"VR\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/1646502656_579_Poutine-explique-le-raid-en-Ukraine-a-une-table-pleine.8.jpeg\" height=\"652\" width=\"694\" class=\"webfeedsFeaturedVisual\" \/><figcaption class=\"figcaption\"><span class=\"figcaption__credit\">  \u00a9 RV<\/span><br \/>\n\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><!-- \/ includes\/article\/components\/picture.html -->\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article__component article__component--paragraph\">\n<p class=\"article__paragraph\">D&#8217;autres trouvent les regards des agents de bord \u00e0 la table extr\u00eamement r\u00e9v\u00e9lateurs.  &#8220;Il a oubli\u00e9 la distanciation sociale, mais les visages des agents de bord disent qu&#8217;ils auraient pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9 \u00eatre plus loin.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article__component article__component--picture\"><!-- includes\/article\/components\/picture.html --><\/p>\n<figure class=\"article__figure\">\n<p>\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Poutine Aeroflot\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/1646502657_690_Poutine-explique-le-raid-en-Ukraine-a-une-table-pleine.8.jpeg\" height=\"768\" width=\"694\" class=\"webfeedsFeaturedVisual\" \/><figcaption class=\"figcaption\">Poutine Aeroflot<span class=\"figcaption__credit\"> \u00a9 RV<\/span><br \/>\n\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><!-- \/ includes\/article\/components\/picture.html -->\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article__component article__component--picture\"><!-- includes\/article\/components\/picture.html --><\/p>\n<figure class=\"article__figure\">\n<p>\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Poutine Aeroflot\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/1646502657_1_Poutine-explique-le-raid-en-Ukraine-a-une-table-pleine.8.jpeg\" height=\"774\" width=\"694\" class=\"webfeedsFeaturedVisual\" \/><figcaption class=\"figcaption\">Poutine Aeroflot<span class=\"figcaption__credit\"> \u00a9 RV<\/span><br \/>\n\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><!-- \/ includes\/article\/components\/picture.html -->\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article__component article__component--paragraph\">\n<p class=\"article__paragraph\">&#8220;Je dirais qu&#8217;ils sont plus sceptiques&#8221;, applaudit quelqu&#8217;un, ce \u00e0 quoi quelqu&#8217;un d&#8217;autre r\u00e9pond : &#8220;A en juger par l&#8217;expression de pur d\u00e9go\u00fbt sur le visage de cette femme, je ne pense pas que son plan fonctionne.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article__component article__component--picture\"><!-- includes\/article\/components\/picture.html --><\/p>\n<figure class=\"article__figure\">\n<p>\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"VR\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/1646502657_827_Poutine-explique-le-raid-en-Ukraine-a-une-table-pleine.8.jpeg\" height=\"636\" width=\"694\" class=\"webfeedsFeaturedVisual\" \/><figcaption class=\"figcaption\"><span class=\"figcaption__credit\">  \u00a9 RV<\/span><br \/>\n\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><!-- \/ includes\/article\/components\/picture.html -->\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article__component article__component--paragraph\">\n<p class=\"article__paragraph\">&#8220;La t\u00eate que tu as quand tu r\u00e9alises que le dirigeant de ton pays est fou&#8221;, rigole un autre.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article__component article__component--picture\"><!-- includes\/article\/components\/picture.html --><\/p>\n<figure class=\"article__figure\">\n<p>\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Poutine Aeroflot\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/1646502658_184_Poutine-explique-le-raid-en-Ukraine-a-une-table-pleine.8.jpeg\" height=\"439\" width=\"694\" class=\"webfeedsFeaturedVisual\" \/><figcaption class=\"figcaption\">Poutine Aeroflot<span class=\"figcaption__credit\"> \u00a9 RV<\/span><br \/>\n\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><!-- \/ includes\/article\/components\/picture.html -->\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article__component article__component--paragraph\">\n<p class=\"article__paragraph\">Certains sugg\u00e8rent qu&#8217;ils pourraient \u00eatre en mesure de montrer \u00e0 Poutine quelles sont les issues.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article__component article__component--picture\"><!-- includes\/article\/components\/picture.html --><\/p>\n<figure class=\"article__figure\">\n<p>\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"VR\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/1646502658_295_Poutine-explique-le-raid-en-Ukraine-a-une-table-pleine.8.jpeg\" height=\"540\" width=\"694\" class=\"webfeedsFeaturedVisual\" \/><figcaption class=\"figcaption\"><span class=\"figcaption__credit\">  \u00a9 RV<\/span><br \/>\n\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><!-- \/ includes\/article\/components\/picture.html -->\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article__component article__component--paragraph\">\n<p class=\"article__paragraph\">D&#8217;autres trouvent \u00e9galement \u00e9trange que personne ne semble boire le th\u00e9, ce \u00e0 quoi quelqu&#8217;un sugg\u00e8re qu&#8217;il pourrait contenir du polonium.  Cela fait r\u00e9f\u00e9rence \u00e0 l&#8217;assassinat d&#8217;Alexandre Litvinenko, un espion russe qui a \u00e9t\u00e9 empoisonn\u00e9 avec cette substance radioactive par les Russes \u00e0 Londres en 2006. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article__component article__component--paragraph\">\n<p class=\"article__paragraph\"><b><i>Lisez tout sur le conflit en Ukraine dans notre dossier.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article-login-gate fjs-article-login-gate\">\n<p class=\"article-login-gate__title fjs-article-login-gate__title\">\n<p>\t\tAcc\u00e8s gratuit et illimit\u00e9 \u00e0 Showbytes\u00a0?  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Poutine a d\u00e9clar\u00e9, entre autres, que les &#8220;op\u00e9rations militaires&#8221; en Ukraine se d\u00e9roulent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18307,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[5003,18547,950,8308,7012,65,5180,452,843,317,5156,7863,847,196],"class_list":["post-18306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general","tag-blagues","tag-dhotesses","tag-explique","tag-impossibles","tag-lair","tag-les","tag-pleine","tag-poutine","tag-raid","tag-sont","tag-suivre","tag-table","tag-ukraine","tag-une"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18306\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}