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class=\"post_content__w3pdf\">\n<article>\n<div>\n<div class=\" buzz--list buzz--Parents subbuzzes-wrapper subbuzzes--buzzfeed \">\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-0 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Hier, j’ai eu mon fils des bretzels, et il <i>insist\u00e9<\/i> Il avait besoin de son couteau en bas \u00e2ge en plastique pour couper les bretzels sur sa table. J’ai pens\u00e9: “Pourquoi fait-il toujours des choses aussi \u00e9tranges \u00e0 la nourriture?” Eh bien, c’est un tout-petit. Voici 17 autres tout-petits qui m’ont fait rire litt\u00e9ralement \u00e0 haute voix parce que … pourquoi sont-ils comme \u00e7a ???<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-1 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">1 et 1<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“J’ai coup\u00e9 la cro\u00fbte du sandwich de mon tout-petit pour qu’elle mange le tout. J’y suis revenu.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-2 \" data-keywords=\"cleaning\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">2<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Fabriqu\u00e9 des bagels en cadeau pour quelqu’un. Mettez-les sur un rack pour refroidir, a quitt\u00e9 la cuisine pendant cinq minutes, et mon tout-petit a pris une seule bouch\u00e9e de chacun dans le premier rang.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-3 \" data-keywords=\"cleaning\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">3 et 3<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Tr\u00e8s bien, j’en ai fini avec ces enfants. J’\u00e9tais tellement fier de penser qu’il mangeait tout son d\u00e9jeuner.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-4 \" data-keywords=\"skincare\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">4<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Comment mon enfant de 4 ans mange de la glace au joueur.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-5 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">5<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Montrez-moi que vous avez un tout-petit sans me montrer votre tout-petit.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-6 \" data-keywords=\"fast fashion\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">6.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">\u00abJ’ai donn\u00e9 \u00e0 mon tout-petit une sucette, je suis all\u00e9 remplir sa boisson, et quand je me suis retourn\u00e9, il se tenait juste l\u00e0 sans la sucette. Plus tard, j’ai d\u00e9couvert o\u00f9 il mettait la sucette. Heureusement pour notre chat, c’\u00e9tait juste Coing\u00e9e dans sa fourrure et non ins\u00e9r\u00e9e quelque part, ce n’\u00e9tait pas cens\u00e9 \u00eatre. “<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-7 \" data-keywords=\"cleaning\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">7<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Quand je suis all\u00e9 verser un bol de porte-bonheur apr\u00e8s que mon enfant de 3 ans se soit promen\u00e9 avec le sac.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-8 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">8<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Mon tout-petit … tout le monde.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-9 \" data-keywords=\"skincare\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">9.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Qu’arrive-t-il \u00e0 un bagel lorsqu’un enfant le met au micro-ondes pendant cinq minutes.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-10 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">10<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Mon enfant de 3 ans a pr\u00e9par\u00e9 son propre d\u00e9jeuner aujourd’hui.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-11 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">11<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“La femme a ramen\u00e9 \u00e0 la maison la pizza, et notre enfant de 2 ans a pens\u00e9 que c’\u00e9tait un bon endroit pour s’asseoir …”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-12 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">12<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Mon enfant \u00e9tait” affam\u00e9 “. C’est \u00e0 quel point il a mang\u00e9 son hamburger \u00e0 19 $. “<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-13 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">13<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Mon tout-petit a dit qu’elle avait fini ses l\u00e9gumes …”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-14 \" data-keywords=\"cleaning\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">14<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Coca-Cola et Pickle, le tout-petit buvait cela. Je me suis aggrav\u00e9 que j’allais le jeter et j’ai fini de le boire.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-15 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">15<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Comment mon tout-petit a mang\u00e9 cette banane.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-16 \" data-keywords=\"cleaning\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">16<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Mon fr\u00e8re a dit que sa fille de 3 ans lui avait montr\u00e9 cela dans son jeu de jeu. Il ne se souvenait pas de la derni\u00e8re fois qu’ils avaient des spaghettis pour le d\u00eener.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-17 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">17<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“La cr\u00e9ation de mon tout-petit: Rigatoni froid avec ranch et aneth relish. Ce n’est pas mal.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-18 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">18<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Enfin, “Kid sort l’all\u00e9e en su\u00e7ant le doigt.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-19 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Ok, dites-moi quelque chose d’incroyablement \u00e9trange que votre tout-petit a fait \u00e0 la nourriture dans les commentaires ci-dessous! J’ai besoin d’un bon rire!<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/main><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/body><\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/audreyworboys\/17-toddler-food-fails\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ttn-fr-65<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>17 La nourriture pour les enfants \u00e9choue Hier, j’ai eu mon fils des bretzels, et il insist\u00e9 Il avait besoin de son couteau en bas \u00e2ge en plastique pour couper les bretzels sur sa table. J’ai pens\u00e9: “Pourquoi fait-il toujours des choses aussi \u00e9tranges \u00e0 la nourriture?” Eh bien, c’est un tout-petit. 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