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Eh bien, Redditor <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/AskReddit\/comments\/1hbypoq\/whats_the_weirdest_thing_you_believed_as_a_kid\/\" target=\"_blank\">Gypx<\/a> a demand\u00e9 : “Quelle est la chose la plus \u00e9trange que tu <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/AskReddit\/comments\/1hbypoq\/whats_the_weirdest_thing_you_believed_as_a_kid\/\" target=\"_blank\">croyait<\/a> quand j’\u00e9tais enfant?” Voici quelques-uns des <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/AskReddit\/comments\/vmnzyg\/whats_the_funniest_thing_you_believed_in_when_a\/\" target=\"_blank\">le plus dr\u00f4le<\/a> des choses <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/AskReddit\/comments\/f1y5hc\/whats_the_dumbest_thing_you_believed_as_a_kid\/\" target=\"_blank\">personnes<\/a> cru en grandissant.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-1 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">1.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Ma m\u00e8re m’a appris que les humains ont deux estomacs : un estomac ordinaire et un estomac de dessert. Son raisonnement pour cela : peu importe \u00e0 quel point vous \u00eates rassasi\u00e9, vous avez toujours de la place pour le dessert. J’ai cru cela pendant si longtemps… jusqu’\u00e0 ce que je j’\u00e9tais adolescente et j’ai \u00e9tudi\u00e9 la biologie \u00e0 l’\u00e9cole.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-2 \" data-keywords=\"skincare\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">2.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Je pensais que mon nombril \u00e9tait l’endroit o\u00f9 ma peau \u00e9tait attach\u00e9e. Je pensais que si je le manipulais trop, ma peau se d\u00e9tacherait.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-4 \" data-keywords=\"fast fashion\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">4.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Je pensais que le yaourt “faible en gras” br\u00fblait les graisses de votre corps, alors j’en ai mang\u00e9 une tonne en pensant que cela me donnerait des abdominaux en pack de six.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-5 \" data-keywords=\"fast fashion\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">5.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Que si mes pieds \u00e9taient pr\u00e8s du bord du lit, un monstre viendrait m’attraper \ud83d\ude02. J’ai toujours dormi en position f\u0153tale !”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-6 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">6.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Je pensais que le march\u00e9 noir \u00e9tait un v\u00e9ritable march\u00e9, comme sous un pont ou quelque chose du genre. J’y ai cru plus longtemps, comme je veux l’admettre…”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<p>\u2014<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/AskReddit\/comments\/f1y5hc\/comment\/fh9sj5h\/\" target=\"_blank\">supprim\u00e9<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-7 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">7.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Quand mon fr\u00e8re et moi \u00e9crivions des lettres au P\u00e8re No\u00ebl, notre p\u00e8re ouvrait la porte du four \u00e0 charbon et nous jetions nos lettres dans le feu. Nous croyions qu’elles iraient directement au p\u00f4le Nord.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-8 \" data-keywords=\"fast fashion\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">8.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Quand j’\u00e9tais jeune, mes parents me disaient que si je laissais le r\u00e9frig\u00e9rateur ouvert, je gelerais le monde entier.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-9 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">9.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Je pensais qu’un b\u00e9b\u00e9 apparaissait par hasard dans le ventre d’une femme. Je restais \u00e9veill\u00e9e en pleurant parce que je ne voulais pas tomber enceinte.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-10 \" data-keywords=\"fast fashion\" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">10.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Pour une raison quelconque, je pensais que si quelque chose \u00e9tait emball\u00e9 dans du plastique et conserv\u00e9 tr\u00e8s longtemps, sa valeur augmenterait. Mes parents regardaient beaucoup <i>Tourn\u00e9e des antiquit\u00e9s<\/i>c’est la seule explication que je puisse offrir en plus d’\u00eatre un enfant un peu bizarre. J’ai donc re\u00e7u un jeu de Parcheesi emball\u00e9 pour un anniversaire ou quelque chose du genre, et je l’ai gard\u00e9 dans mon placard, en attendant le jour o\u00f9 il en vaudrait s\u00fbrement des centaines. \u00bb<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<p>\u2014<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/AskReddit\/comments\/1hbypoq\/comment\/m1k0kjs\/\" target=\"_blank\">molly__hache<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-11 \" data-keywords=\"skincare\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">11.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">\u00ab\u00a0Que ma m\u00e8re avait des yeux derri\u00e8re la t\u00eate quelque part sous toutes ces boucles.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-12 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">12.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Ces champignons peuvent vous entendre et se cachent lorsqu’ils les recherchent. Mon p\u00e8re m’emmenait \u00e0 la chasse aux morilles quand j’\u00e9tais enfant et m’a toujours dit d’\u00eatre aussi silencieux que possible car les champignons retourneraient dans le sol s’ils entendaient Plusieurs ann\u00e9es plus tard, j’ai d\u00e9couvert que nous empi\u00e9tions simplement sur la propri\u00e9t\u00e9 de quelqu’un. \u00bb<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-13 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">13.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Que si tu mangeais des Poprocks et buvais un soda, ton estomac exploserait.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<p>\u2014<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/AskReddit\/comments\/1hbypoq\/comment\/m1kbasx\/\" target=\"_blank\">Frosty-Ad8457<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-14 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">14.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Les professeurs n’\u00e9taient autoris\u00e9s que dans les \u00e9coles, et pas autoris\u00e9s \u00e0 aller ailleurs. J’ai presque paniqu\u00e9 la premi\u00e8re fois que j’ai crois\u00e9 un professeur \u00e0 l’\u00e9picerie avec mon p\u00e8re !”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-15 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">15.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Je croyais que mon p\u00e8re \u00e9tait un collectionneur d’art. Quel genre d’art collectionnait-il ? Des \u0153uvres d’art en verre souffl\u00e9. Il laissait ses belles \u0153uvres d’art en verre souffl\u00e9 partout dans la maison et les utilisait m\u00eame parfois pour allumer de l’encens. Bongs. Mon papa collectionnait les bangs.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<p>\u2014<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/AskReddit\/comments\/1hbypoq\/comment\/m1khrj5\/\" target=\"_blank\">pceluvmaryjane<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-16 \" data-keywords=\"fast fashion\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">16.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Mon p\u00e8re m’a dit, quand j’apprenais \u00e0 devenir propre, que si je restais assis sur les toilettes pendant ‘trop longtemps’, mes orteils deviendraient bleus et tomberaient. J’y ai pleinement cru jusqu’\u00e0 ce que j’aie l\u00e9gitimement 17 ans.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-17 \" data-keywords=\"cleaning\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">17.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Si j’avalais un p\u00e9pin de raisin, il se transformerait en une vigne pleine et sortirait de mon nez.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-18 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">18.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Les acteurs de la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision devraient revenir dans un studio \u00e0 chaque rediffusion d’une s\u00e9rie\/d’un film. Je serais toujours tellement \u00e9tonn\u00e9 que les gens aient le temps d’entrer dans une pi\u00e8ce avec une cam\u00e9ra plusieurs fois par jour pour que je puisse regardez-les faire la m\u00eame chose encore et encore. \u00bb<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<p>\u2014<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/AskReddit\/comments\/f1y5hc\/comment\/fh9cdcg\/\" target=\"_blank\">DaKing4001<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-19 \" data-keywords=\"cleaning\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">19.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Mon fr\u00e8re m’a dit que le gonflement d\u00fb aux piq\u00fbres de moustiques provenait des \u0153ufs qu’ils pondaient sous la peau. J’ai eu tellement peur des moustiques pendant un moment que j’ai fait pipi dans le coin de ma chambre au lieu de traverser la maison la nuit pour aller aux toilettes. \ud83d\ude2c “<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-20 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">20.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Ma s\u0153ur a\u00een\u00e9e m’a convaincue que les trolls sortent des toilettes si on ne ferme pas le couvercle avant de tirer la chasse d’eau. Elle est m\u00eame all\u00e9e jusqu’\u00e0 s’habiller comme tel, ce qui m’a vraiment traumatis\u00e9e.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<p>\u2014<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/AskReddit\/comments\/1hbypoq\/comment\/m1k78l1\/\" target=\"_blank\">Chogihoe<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-21 \" data-keywords=\"skincare\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">21.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Ma m\u00e8re me disait quand j’\u00e9tais enfant que si je mangeais un biscuit avant le petit-d\u00e9jeuner, des vers se d\u00e9velopperaient dans mon estomac. Cela m’horrifiait.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-22 \" data-keywords=\"fast fashion\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">22.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Mes parents me disaient que la F\u00e9e des Dents venait tous les soirs v\u00e9rifier vos dents. Si vous en perdez une, elle la prend et vous laisse de l’argent, mais si vous n’en perdez pas une, elle veillera \u00e0 ce que vous vous brossiez les dents ; Si tu ne te brossais pas, elle t’arracherait les dents. C’\u00e9tait un peu sombre pour mes parents de me dire \u00e7a, mais je m’assurais toujours de me brosser les dents avant de me coucher.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-23 \" data-keywords=\"fast fashion\" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">23.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Je pensais que certaines parties de vous appartenaient \u00e0 des ethnies diff\u00e9rentes. Alors, quand quelqu’un disait: ‘Oh, je suis en partie italien.’ Je demanderais dans quelle partie je dirais aux gens que j’\u00e9tais en partie irlandais et je montrerais mon nez, mes coudes et si je portais des sandales, mon orteil. Merci, papa.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<p>\u2014<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/AskReddit\/comments\/vmnzyg\/comment\/ie2c257\/\" target=\"_blank\">supprim\u00e9<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-24 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Quelle est la chose \u00e9trange ou dr\u00f4le \u00e0 laquelle vous avez cru quand vous \u00e9tiez enfant et qui vous fait rire r\u00e9trospectivement\u00a0? Dites-nous dans les commentaires ou dans ceci <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/forms\/d\/1TAh4bVmNbgc_WC8tucyqojcWQzfLtQxPOt8RjZNgkgE\/preview\" target=\"_blank\">formulaire anonyme<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/main><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/body><\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/hannahloewentheil\/funny-childhood-beliefs\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ttn-fr-65<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Croyances hilarantes de l’enfance qui font encore rire les adultes Les enfants ont beaucoup de pens\u00e9es et d\u2019observations amusantes sur le monde qui les entoure. Eh bien, Redditor Gypx a demand\u00e9 : “Quelle est la chose la plus \u00e9trange que tu croyait quand j’\u00e9tais enfant?” Voici quelques-uns des le plus dr\u00f4le des choses personnes cru […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1463442,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[212015,39330,23512,7957,213336,5021,1947,844,564,4256,486,41104,2714,4034,212113,65,17804,5937,9120,9067,246533],"class_list":["post-1463441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-divertissement","tag-a-feuilles-persistantes","tag-adulte","tag-auxquelles","tag-choses","tag-contenu-feminin","tag-croyaient","tag-dont","tag-encore","tag-enfants","tag-etaient","tag-gens","tag-hilarantes","tag-ils","tag-lage","tag-le-meilleur-dinternet-reddit","tag-les","tag-lorsquils","tag-partagent","tag-renverse","tag-rient","tag-style-de-vie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1463441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1463441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1463441\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1463442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1463441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1463441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1463441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}