{"id":1111981,"date":"2024-01-21T22:38:23","date_gmt":"2024-01-22T00:38:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/jumeaux\/"},"modified":"2024-01-21T22:38:27","modified_gmt":"2024-01-22T00:38:27","slug":"jumeaux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/jumeaux\/","title":{"rendered":"Jumeaux"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div>\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap\">Suzanne et Louise, s\u0153urs jumelles de trois ans, discutent \u00e0 l&#8217;arri\u00e8re de la voiture.  Soudain, j&#8217;entends Louise dire de nulle part : \u00ab Je ne veux plus manger de poisson. \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Inquiet, je demande s&#8217;il y a des plaintes concernant la qualit\u00e9 de la nourriture, mais cela va bien plus loin : \u00ab C&#8217;est tellement triste.  Puis une maman poisson dit : o\u00f9 est pass\u00e9 mon adorable b\u00e9b\u00e9 ?  Louise est assez sensible.<\/p>\n<p>Sa s\u0153ur laisse \u00e9chapper une solution en deux secondes : \u00ab Alors tu manges simplement le poisson maman. \u00bb  Suzanne est plut\u00f4t pratique.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Les lecteurs sont les auteurs de cette chronique. <\/strong>Un Ije est une exp\u00e9rience personnelle ou une anecdote en 120 mots maximum.  Soumettre via ik@nrc.nl<\/p>\n<p><dmt-util-bar article=\"4187625\" headline=\"Tweeling \" url=\"tweeling\"><br \/>\n<button class=\"dmt-util-bar__button\" slot=\"share\"><br \/>\n<span class=\"dmt-util-bar__button-container\"><br \/>\n<span class=\"dmt-util-bar__button-title\">Partager<\/span><br \/>\n<dmt-icon aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"dmt-util-bar__button-icon\" name=\"ic-share-web\"\/><br \/>\n<\/span><br \/>\n<\/button><br \/>\n<button class=\"dmt-util-bar__button\" slot=\"contact\"><br \/>\n<span class=\"dmt-util-bar__button-container\"><br \/>\n<span class=\"dmt-util-bar__button-title\">Envoyer un email \u00e0 l&#8217;\u00e9diteur<\/span><br \/>\n<dmt-icon aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"dmt-util-bar__button-icon\" name=\"ic-email\"\/><br \/>\n<\/span><br \/>\n<\/button><br \/>\n<\/dmt-util-bar> <\/p>\n<aside data-article-id=\"4187625\" data-js-topic-preview=\"\" data-strip-from-headless=\"modal\" data-topic-id=\"97\" data-topic-name=\"Ikje\"\/>\n<\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nrc.nl\/nieuws\/2024\/01\/22\/tweeling-a4187625\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ttn-fr-33<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suzanne et Louise, s\u0153urs jumelles de trois ans, discutent \u00e0 l&#8217;arri\u00e8re de la voiture. Soudain, j&#8217;entends Louise dire de nulle part : \u00ab Je ne veux plus manger de poisson. \u00bb Inquiet, je demande s&#8217;il y a des plaintes concernant la qualit\u00e9 de la nourriture, mais cela va bien plus loin : \u00ab C&#8217;est tellement [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":958743,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[3750],"class_list":["post-1111981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-magazine","tag-jumeaux"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1111981"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111981\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/958743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1111981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1111981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1111981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}