{"id":767194,"date":"2023-05-22T16:48:42","date_gmt":"2023-05-22T16:48:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/yo-siempre-hago-pure-con-esas-croquetas\/"},"modified":"2023-05-22T16:48:45","modified_gmt":"2023-05-22T16:48:45","slug":"yo-siempre-hago-pure-con-esas-croquetas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/yo-siempre-hago-pure-con-esas-croquetas\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Yo siempre hago pur\u00e9 con esas croquetas&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div id=\"\">\n<section class=\"artstyle__production artstyle__production--hide-author fu--hide-author artstyle__production--hide-time fu--hide-time artstyle__production--margin-bottom-s-s fu--margin-bottom-s-s artstyle__production--with-authors\" data-element-id=\"article-element-authors\"><span class=\"artstyle__production__authors\">Silvia Whiteman<\/span><time class=\"artstyle__production__datetime\" datetime=\"22 mei 2023\"><span class=\"artstyle__production__date\">22 de mayo de 2023<\/span><span class=\"artstyle__production__time\">14:34<\/span><\/time><span class=\"artstyle__production-decoration\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"184\" height=\"11\" viewbox=\"0 0 184 11\" fill=\"none\"><mask id=\"path-1-inside-1\" fill=\"white\"><path fill-rule=\"evenodd\" clip-rule=\"evenodd\" d=\"M86.9133 5.08154L81.8318 0L76.7745 5.05725H0V5.65725H76.7288L81.8318 10.7603L86.9133 5.67871L91.9949 10.7603L96.9948 5.76038L101.995 10.7603L107.098 5.65725H184V5.05725H107.052L101.995 0L96.9948 4.99988L91.9949 0L86.9133 5.08154Z\"\/><\/mask><path fill-rule=\"evenodd\" clip-rule=\"evenodd\" d=\"M86.9133 5.08154L81.8318 0L76.7745 5.05725H0V5.65725H76.7288L81.8318 10.7603L86.9133 5.67871L91.9949 10.7603L96.9948 5.76038L101.995 10.7603L107.098 5.65725H184V5.05725H107.052L101.995 0L96.9948 4.99988L91.9949 0L86.9133 5.08154Z\" fill=\"white\"\/><path d=\"M81.8318 0L82.2122 -0.380432L81.8318 -0.760863L81.4514 -0.380432L81.8318 0ZM86.9133 5.08154L86.5329 5.46197L86.9133 5.84241L87.2938 5.46197L86.9133 5.08154ZM76.7745 5.05725V5.59526H76.9974L77.155 5.43768L76.7745 5.05725ZM0 5.05725V4.51924H-0.538012V5.05725H0ZM0 5.65725H-0.538012V6.19526H0V5.65725ZM76.7288 5.65725L77.1092 5.27682L76.9516 5.11924H76.7288V5.65725ZM81.8318 10.7603L81.4514 11.1407L81.8318 11.5211L82.2122 11.1407L81.8318 10.7603ZM86.9133 5.67871L87.2938 5.29828L86.9133 4.91785L86.5329 5.29828L86.9133 5.67871ZM91.9949 10.7603L91.6144 11.1407L91.9949 11.5211L92.3753 11.1407L91.9949 10.7603ZM96.9948 5.76038L97.3752 5.37995L96.9948 4.99951L96.6143 5.37995L96.9948 5.76038ZM101.995 10.7603L101.614 11.1407L101.995 11.5211L102.375 11.1407L101.995 10.7603ZM107.098 5.65725V5.11924H106.875L106.717 5.27682L107.098 5.65725ZM184 5.65725V6.19526H184.538V5.65725H184ZM184 5.05725H184.538V4.51924H184V5.05725ZM107.052 5.05725L106.671 5.43768L106.829 5.59526H107.052V5.05725ZM101.995 0L102.375 -0.380432L101.995 -0.760863L101.614 -0.380432L101.995 0ZM96.9948 4.99988L96.6143 5.38031L96.9948 5.76074L97.3752 5.38031L96.9948 4.99988ZM91.9949 0L92.3753 -0.380432L91.9949 -0.760863L91.6144 -0.380432L91.9949 0ZM81.4514 0.380432L86.5329 5.46197L87.2938 4.70111L82.2122 -0.380432L81.4514 0.380432ZM77.155 5.43768L82.2122 0.380432L81.4514 -0.380432L76.3941 4.67682L77.155 5.43768ZM76.7745 4.51924H0V5.59526H76.7745V4.51924ZM-0.538012 5.05725V5.65725H0.538012V5.05725H-0.538012ZM0 6.19526H76.7288V5.11924H0V6.19526ZM82.2122 10.3798L77.1092 5.27682L76.3484 6.03768L81.4514 11.1407L82.2122 10.3798ZM86.5329 5.29828L81.4514 10.3798L82.2122 11.1407L87.2938 6.05914L86.5329 5.29828ZM92.3753 10.3798L87.2938 5.29828L86.5329 6.05914L91.6144 11.1407L92.3753 10.3798ZM96.6143 5.37995L91.6144 10.3798L92.3753 11.1407L97.3752 6.14081L96.6143 5.37995ZM102.375 10.3798L97.3752 5.37995L96.6143 6.14081L101.614 11.1407L102.375 10.3798ZM106.717 5.27682L101.614 10.3798L102.375 11.1407L107.478 6.03768L106.717 5.27682ZM107.098 6.19526H184V5.11924H107.098V6.19526ZM184.538 5.65725V5.05725H183.462V5.65725H184.538ZM184 4.51924H107.052V5.59526H184V4.51924ZM101.614 0.380432L106.671 5.43768L107.432 4.67682L102.375 -0.380432L101.614 0.380432ZM97.3752 5.38031L102.375 0.380432L101.614 -0.380432L96.6143 4.61945L97.3752 5.38031ZM91.6144 0.380432L96.6143 5.38031L97.3752 4.61945L92.3753 -0.380432L91.6144 0.380432ZM87.2938 5.46197L92.3753 0.380432L91.6144 -0.380432L86.5329 4.70111L87.2938 5.46197Z\" fill=\"black\" mask=\"url(#path-1-inside-1)\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/section>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph artstyle__paragraph--drop-cap fu--drop-cap artstyle__paragraph--drop-cap-m fu--drop-cap-m\" data-element-id=\"226f-7286-b0c7-94de-b7ec-510e-69e1-ab15\">\n<p>      Con mi hermana me encontr\u00e9 en el \u00fanico supermercado de Rossum, &#8216;perla de Bommelerwaard&#8217;.  Est\u00e1bamos discutiendo frente al estante del congelador.  Nuestra media hermana ven\u00eda a almorzar a la dacha.  Ella vive en Bruselas, as\u00ed que le suger\u00ed croquetas.  En Bruselas no tienen croquetas, s\u00ed, croquetas de gambas, pero una honesta croqueta holandesa de carne, lo que sea.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"d194-ab1a-efab-8c80-7984-6fa0-0f6b-165c\">\n<p>      Discutimos sobre la marca.  Nuestro Holtkamp favorito no estaba all\u00ed, probablemente en \u00c1msterdam.  Tuvimos que elegir entre Mora y Van Dobben, una especie de pregunta de &#8216;Mussert o Mosc\u00fa&#8217;, porque ambos no son buenos.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"ac15-4ff4-22c2-97d1-f5c4-f0f9-5f17-acd7\">\n<p>      \u2014Mora, entonces \u2014suspir\u00e9, pero mi hermana prefer\u00eda a Van Dobben.  Rid\u00edculos, porque son a\u00fan m\u00e1s sucios.  Corri\u00f3 alto.  Mi hermana incluso comenz\u00f3 a hablar sobre la ensalada de pasta, como: &#8220;Todav\u00eda tengo medio taz\u00f3n de ensalada de pasta, tambi\u00e9n podr\u00edamos comer eso&#8221;.  \u00a1Ensalada de pasta!  No le haces eso a nadie, especialmente a tu (media) hermana de sangre, desde Bruselas.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"5b05-355d-4380-ed5f-bc9e-00f2-684e-79d4\">\n<p>      Decid\u00ed que mi hermana hab\u00eda demostrado no ser apta para ning\u00fan esfuerzo culinario con esa ensalada de pasta.  Resueltamente arroj\u00e9 una caja de croquetas de Mora a nuestro carrito, despu\u00e9s de lo cual ella arroj\u00f3 resueltamente una caja de souffl\u00e9s de queso.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"403d-274d-c240-753a-ec6e-c7fc-1afa-5a21\">\n<p>      \u00a1Soufl\u00e9s de queso!  Estoy en contra de los souffl\u00e9s de queso.  Ni siquiera son souffl\u00e9s, sino sobres de cart\u00f3n duro, rellenos con moderaci\u00f3n de queso para untar de tercera categor\u00eda.  Estaba a punto de explicarle esto a mi hermana cuando un hombre se acerc\u00f3 a nosotros.  Un hombre grande y voluminoso con un afeitado demasiado alto en el cuello, que mir\u00f3 los soufl\u00e9s de queso y murmur\u00f3 con nostalgia: &#8216;A menudo est\u00e1n completamente vac\u00edos por dentro&#8230;&#8217;\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"a5b4-4025-5988-d697-f7f5-544e-d5b7-fd13\">\n<p>      Asent\u00ed respetuosamente.  Claramente un experto habl\u00f3 aqu\u00ed.  &#8220;Eso sucede en la tienda de papas fritas&#8221;, continu\u00f3 el hombre con tristeza.  &#8220;Entonces se agotar\u00e1n por completo&#8221;.  La vista de nuestras croquetas hizo que se aclarara de nuevo.  Siempre hago pur\u00e9 con esas croquetas \u2014continu\u00f3\u2014.  \u00a1\u00bfPur\u00e9 de papa?!\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"e601-f2a9-4e5d-7818-6a41-be03-93a7-0e34\">\n<p>      El hombre ri\u00f3 astutamente, como quien revela un truco de magia.  &#8216;S\u00ed, los aplasto todos juntos, en mi plato.  Luego se enfr\u00edan r\u00e1pidamente y puedes servirlos con una cuchara.  Mi hermana lo mir\u00f3 ansiosa, como una oveja en un choque de trenes, pero yo quer\u00eda fre\u00edr la mantequilla aqu\u00ed.  &#8220;\u00bfY cu\u00e1ntos te comes, entonces?&#8221;  Yo pregunt\u00e9.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"dc3b-8d9d-873d-3ba2-12b3-0b3b-e316-b8dc\">\n<p>      &#8220;Bueno, una caja entera&#8221;, respondi\u00f3.  Y con una mirada desde\u00f1osa a nuestra caja de cuatro: &#8216;una caja grande, ya sabes.  Doce piezas.  Con una sonrisa indefensa agreg\u00f3: &#8216;tienes que hacer una fiesta t\u00fa mismo, \u00bfno?  Alguien m\u00e1s no lo har\u00e1 por ti.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"e556-2f4b-97d4-323a-8e9a-5ef4-ea6c-6127\">\n<p>      Consternados, nos separamos del machacador de croquetas y regresamos a la dacha, donde las croquetas de Mora resultaron estar sucias.  Pero no tan sucio como el de Van Dobben, me atengo a eso.\n    <\/p>\n<aside class=\"artstyle__editorial-tips \" data-element-id=\"article-element-editorialtips\">\n<h3 class=\"editorial-tips__title\">Leer tambi\u00e9n<\/h3>\n<\/aside>\n<\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.volkskrant.nl\/columns-van-de-dag\/prakker~b4e397aa6\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ttn-es-23<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Silvia Whiteman22 de mayo de 202314:34 Con mi hermana me encontr\u00e9 en el \u00fanico supermercado de Rossum, &#8216;perla<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":767195,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[99,9068,12936,6453,38293,221],"class_list":["post-767194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cultura","tag-con","tag-croquetas","tag-esas","tag-hago","tag-pure","tag-siempre"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=767194"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767194\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/767195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=767194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=767194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=767194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}