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itemprop=\"articleSection\" content=\"US\"\/><meta name=\"next-head-count\" content=\"100\"\/><noscript data-n-css=\"\"\/><\/head><body id=\"wp_automatic_ReadabilityBody\"><\/p>\n<div id=\"__next\" data-reactroot=\"\"><noscript><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"google-tag-manager\" src=\"https:\/\/www.googletagmanager.com\/ns.html?id=GTM-55L29GF\" height=\"0\" width=\"0\" style=\"display:none;visibility:hidden\"><\/iframe><\/noscript><\/p>\n<div class=\"DestinationWrapper_buzzfeed__LdORv\"><main id=\"buzz-content\" class=\"post_main__leFIt post_buzzfeed__G3TlM embed-content\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"post_article__U0mpv post_default__QLsRf post_buzzfeed__G3TlM embed-post\">\n<div class=\"post_content__w3pdf\">\n<article>\n<div>\n<div class=\" buzz--list buzz--Culture subbuzzes-wrapper subbuzzes--buzzfeed \">\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Las citas pueden ser TAN frustrantes y mon\u00f3tonas, especialmente si est\u00e1s cansado de escuchar las mismas viejas frases de conquista.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text \" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Para animar las cosas, escrib\u00ed 20 l\u00edneas originales con el tema del presidente, porque nada es m\u00e1s sexy que un mont\u00f3n de viejos con malas pelucas y bigotes excesivos:<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-keywords=\"fast fashion\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">1.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">George Washington: “No puedo mentir… hay algo de madera en mi cuerpo con tu nombre (y no estoy hablando de mis dientes de madera). ???”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">2.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">John Adams: “Me llaman John Adams porque soy extremadamente independiente y salir conmigo ser\u00eda revolucionario. ???”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">3.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Thomas Jefferson: “Cuando en el curso de los acontecimientos humanos, se hace necesario que una persona pregunte: \u00bfte gustar\u00eda salir conmigo? (Tranquilo, estoy bastante <i>dotado<\/i> por mi creador.) ????”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">4.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">James Madison: \u201cAlgunos me llaman el Padre de la Constituci\u00f3n, pero t\u00fa puedes llamarme ‘Papi’. \u270d\ufe0f??”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">5.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">James Monroe: “Nuestro amor ser\u00eda como Estados Unidos bajo la Doctrina Monroe: siempre en expansi\u00f3n. \u267e\ufe0f??”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-keywords=\"fast fashion\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">6.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">William Henry Harrison: “Conect\u00e9monos. Prometo hacer un Reverse William Henry Harrison y usar protecci\u00f3n contra los elementos. ???\ufe0f”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">7.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Millard Fillmore: “Si se me permite ser tan audaz, ser\u00eda un gran placer para m\u00ed <i>Llenar<\/i> tu una vez y luego <i>Llenar<\/i> tu una vez <i>M\u00e1s<\/i>, <i>M’llardy<\/i>. ???”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">8.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Abraham Lincoln: “\u00a1Oye chica, me haces querer emancipar este pene! ?\u200d\u2642\ufe0f??”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">9.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Ulysses S. Grant: “Me gusta hacerme cargo y <i>siempre<\/i> termina el trabajo. ???”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">10<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Grover Cleveland: “S\u00e9 que rompimos hace cuatro a\u00f1os para ver a otras personas, pero creo que deber\u00edamos hacer un Grover Cleveland y volver a estar juntos para darle otra oportunidad a esta relaci\u00f3n. ???”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">11<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Theodore Roosevelt: “Soy como Theodore Roosevelt: me inclino un poco hacia la izquierda y s\u00e9 navegar por un canal. \u2b05\ufe0f??”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">12<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Herbert Hoover: “\u00bfEres un proyecto de obras p\u00fablicas de la era de la Gran Depresi\u00f3n que lleva el nombre del presidente Hoover? \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Porque DAM!!! ???”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-keywords=\"fast fashion\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">13<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Franklin D. Roosevelt: “Solo ll\u00e1mame FDR, porque mi agenda liberal en el dormitorio har\u00e1 que regreses por segundos, tercios y la mitad de un cuarto (cosas de mano). ???\ufe0f”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">14<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">John F. Kennedy: “\u00bfEres la declaraci\u00f3n oficial del gobierno sobre el asesinato de John F. Kennedy, que afirma que Lee Harvey Oswald actu\u00f3 solo? \u00a1Porque eres un poco demasiado perfecto para ser verdad! ?\ufe0f???”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">15.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Richard Nixon: “\u00bfQuieres ponerte raro en el dormitorio? \u00a1Porque tengo un Tricky Dick con tu nombre! ???”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">diecis\u00e9is.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Jimmy Carter: “Al igual que Jimmy Carter renunci\u00f3 a su granja de man\u00ed para convertirse en presidente, sacrificar\u00eda todo lo que tengo solo para estar contigo. ???”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">17<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Ronald Reagan: “Soy un defensor de la bedonom\u00eda de goteo: t\u00fa haces todo el trabajo y yo obtengo toda la recompensa. Pero te arrojar\u00e9 un r\u00e1pido de vez en cuando para que no pierdas la fe en el sistema”. . ???\ufe0f”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-keywords=\"fast fashion\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">18<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">George W. Bush: “\u00a1\u00a1R\u00e1pido, tienes que ayudarme!! Necesito que registres minuciosamente mi cuerpo en busca de armas de destrucci\u00f3n masiva. ???” (Bonificaci\u00f3n: despu\u00e9s de que termines, pero antes de que la otra persona termine, declara con orgullo “\u00a1misi\u00f3n cumplida!”)<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">19<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Barack Obama: “Tus relaciones pasadas pueden haber sido una decepci\u00f3n, pero soy el cambio que necesitas. ???” (Alternativamente, si ya est\u00e1s en el dormitorio: “\u00bfPodemos hacerlo? \u00a1S\u00ed, podemos!” )<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">20<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Donald J. Trump: “Realmente disfrut\u00e9 conocerte. \u00bfTe gustar\u00eda tomar una taza de caf\u00e9 conmigo alguna vez? \u2615??”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/main><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/body><\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/alicelahoda\/presidential-pick-up-lines\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ttn-es-65<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>20 divertidas frases presidenciales para adictos a la pol\u00edtica Las citas pueden ser TAN frustrantes y mon\u00f3tonas, especialmente<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":629817,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[1478,7540,560,246,84757,36,45207,18,2900,267,85674,2538,19988,2830,466,66331,3810],"class_list":["post-629816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-revista","tag-dia","tag-divertidos","tag-este","tag-las","tag-ligar","tag-los","tag-originales","tag-para","tag-parejas","tag-pero","tag-piropos","tag-porque","tag-presidentes","tag-probar","tag-san","tag-sensuales","tag-valentin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=629816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629816\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/629817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=629816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=629816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=629816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}