{"id":319484,"date":"2022-08-13T18:26:44","date_gmt":"2022-08-13T18:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/17-de-las-citas-mas-finas-divertidas-y-esponjosas-de-la-obra-maestra-que-es-bob-esponja-pantalones-cuadrados\/"},"modified":"2022-08-13T18:26:46","modified_gmt":"2022-08-13T18:26:46","slug":"17-de-las-citas-mas-finas-divertidas-y-esponjosas-de-la-obra-maestra-que-es-bob-esponja-pantalones-cuadrados","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/17-de-las-citas-mas-finas-divertidas-y-esponjosas-de-la-obra-maestra-que-es-bob-esponja-pantalones-cuadrados\/","title":{"rendered":"17 de las citas m\u00e1s finas, divertidas y esponjosas de la obra maestra que es "Bob Esponja Pantalones Cuadrados""},"content":{"rendered":"
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Las mejores frases de Bob Esponja Reddit<\/title><\/p>\n<div id=\"__next\" data-reactroot=\"\">\n<div class=\"DestinationWrapper_buzzfeed__LdORv\"><main id=\"buzz-content\" class=\"post_main__leFIt post_buzzfeed__G3TlM embed-content\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"post_article__U0mpv post_default__QLsRf post_buzzfeed__G3TlM embed-post\">\n<div class=\"post_content__w3pdf\">\n<article>\n<div>\n<div class=\"
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\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\"><i>Bob Esponja Pantalones Cuadrados<\/i> es claramente una obra de un genio asombroso.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz subbuzz-image
\" data-keywords=\"cleaning\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">1.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Cuando Plankton trat\u00f3 de ense\u00f1arle a Bob Esponja c\u00f3mo hacerse valer, pero olvid\u00f3 que hab\u00eda tomado como alumno a la esponja m\u00e1s generosa de la ciudad.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz subbuzz-image
\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">2.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Cuando Calamardo vol\u00f3 demasiado cerca del sol con su mon\u00f3logo interior.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz subbuzz-image
\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">3.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Cuando Patricio le hizo saber a Bob Esponja que estaba tratando con una verdadera potencia intelectual.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz subbuzz-image
\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">4.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Cuando Patricio puso a prueba esas maquinaciones internas y trat\u00f3 de advertir a Bob Esponja sobre un man\u00edaco suelto (que era, de hecho, Bob Esponja).<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz subbuzz-image
\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">5.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Cuando Bob Esponja le ense\u00f1\u00f3 a Patricio una lecci\u00f3n muy valiosa: Un frasco no es un pepinillo, ni un pepinillo es un frasco.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz subbuzz-image
\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">6.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Cuando Plankton dijo lo que todos debemos decir al salir de situaciones estresantes.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz subbuzz-image
\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">7.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Cuando Bob Esponja hizo como los pioneros y mont\u00f3 esta hermosa roca directo a su destino.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz subbuzz-image
\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">8.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Cuando Patricio le record\u00f3 a Bob Esponja que eran criaturas marinas sofisticadas, tecnol\u00f3gicamente avanzadas e intermitentemente violentas.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz subbuzz-image
\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">9.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Cuando Bob Esponja y Gary demostraron su compromiso con Opposite Day.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz subbuzz-image
\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">10<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Cuando Bob Esponja pregunt\u00f3 esto, y en el proceso, defini\u00f3 una generaci\u00f3n.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz subbuzz-image
\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">11<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Cuando Bob Esponja se aventur\u00f3 a nuevas e inexploradas formas de oscuridad.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz subbuzz-image
\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">12<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Cuando Calamardo cometi\u00f3 un error honesto de pastel contra bomba (de naturaleza similar al error de pepinillo contra tarro de arriba).<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz subbuzz-image
\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">13<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Cuando Plankton quem\u00f3 a esta pobre mujer hasta los cimientos.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz subbuzz-image
\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">14<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Cuando Bob Esponja declar\u00f3 su independencia de los est\u00e1ndares de belleza convencionales.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz subbuzz-image
\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">15.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Cuando Don Cangrejo le dio a Calamardo una charla digna de un drama criminal.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz subbuzz-image
\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">diecis\u00e9is.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Cuando Patrick hizo la pregunta en la mente de todos (y la que probablemente obsesion\u00f3 a los maestros de m\u00fasica de la escuela primaria durante la mayor parte de la d\u00e9cada de 2000).<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz subbuzz-image
\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">17<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Y finalmente: Cuando el sustento metaf\u00f3rico de Bob Esponja Metaf\u00f3rico fue amenazado por su jefe metaf\u00f3rico.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz subbuzz-text
\" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">\u00bfQu\u00e9 momentos favoritos tuyos nos perdimos? \u00a1Cu\u00e9ntanos sobre ellos en los comentarios!<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/main><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/marycolussi\/funniest-spongebob-quotes-reddit\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ttn-es-65<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Las mejores frases de Bob Esponja Reddit Bob Esponja Pantalones Cuadrados es claramente una obra de un genio<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":319485,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[5038,99842,41179,80520,63280,78902,246,3829,16,13346,6251,99841],"class_list":["post-319484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-revista","tag-citas","tag-cuadradosquot","tag-divertidas","tag-esponja","tag-esponjosas","tag-finas","tag-las","tag-maestra","tag-mas","tag-obra","tag-pantalones","tag-quotbob"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=319484"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319484\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/319485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=319484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=319484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=319484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}