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Parenthood has HUMBLED me."\"\/><meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\"\/><meta name=\"twitter:image\" content=\"https:\/\/img.buzzfeed.com\/buzzfeed-static\/static\/2025-02\/4\/2\/enhanced\/b25cbc1d79af\/original-3319-1738634967-2.jpg?crop=2988:1494;6,249%26downsize=1250:*\"\/><meta itemprop=\"articleSection\" content=\"US\"\/><meta name=\"next-head-count\" content=\"99\"\/><noscript data-n-css=\"\"\/><\/head><body id=\"wp_automatic_ReadabilityBody\"><\/p>\n<div id=\"__next\" data-reactroot=\"\">\n<div class=\"DestinationWrapper_buzzfeed__LdORv\"><main id=\"buzz-content\" class=\"post_main__leFIt post_buzzfeed__G3TlM embed-content\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"post_article__U0mpv post_default__QLsRf post_buzzfeed__G3TlM embed-post\">\n<div class=\"post_content__w3pdf\">\n<article>\n<div>\n<div class=\" buzz--list buzz--Parents subbuzzes-wrapper subbuzzes--buzzfeed \">\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-0 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Puedo hablar por m\u00ed mismo cuando digo que imagin\u00e9 que la paternidad se ve\u00eda muy diferente de c\u00f3mo se ve realmente IRL. Me encanta ser madre tan incre\u00edblemente mucho, pero hay muchas cosas que est\u00e1n lejos de mi visi\u00f3n idealizada y previa al beb\u00e9. As\u00ed que me intrig\u00f3 cuando vi a ese Redditor <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Parenting\/comments\/1ia3wvt\/what_was_your_parenting_delusion_you_had_before\/\" target=\"_blank\">Kitkatcreature<\/a> pregunt\u00f3: “\u00bfCu\u00e1l fue tu <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Parenting\/comments\/1ia3wvt\/what_was_your_parenting_delusion_you_had_before\/\" target=\"_blank\">Enga\u00f1o de la crianza de los hijos<\/a> \u00bfTuviste antes de tener hijos? “Aqu\u00ed est\u00e1n las formas en que las personas se imaginaban como padres … antes de tener hijos propios.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-1 \" data-keywords=\"fast fashion\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">1.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Pens\u00e9 que continuar\u00eda viviendo una vida flexible con un beb\u00e9. Ver\u00eda parientes con los j\u00f3venes que tomaron horas para salir de su casa debido a toda la preparaci\u00f3n, las siestas y los alimentos. Pensar\u00eda para m\u00ed mismo, wow , \u00bfNo podr\u00edan hacer todo eso fuera de la casa, como en el centro comercial o en el auto? cr\u00edtico e ingenuo “.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-2 \" data-keywords=\"fast fashion\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">2.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Que todo lo que ten\u00edas que hacer era alimentar a los ni\u00f1os una variedad de alimentos para darles paladares sofisticados. LOL … No.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-3 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">3.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“No entend\u00eda por qu\u00e9 la gente usar\u00eda correas para los ni\u00f1os peque\u00f1os. Me preguntaba: ‘\u00a1Qu\u00e9 tipo de monstruo encadenar\u00eda a su hijo con una correa!’ No, con un ni\u00f1o peque\u00f1o, y puedo ver por qu\u00e9 la gente podr\u00eda necesitar una correa en lugares p\u00fablicos.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<p>–<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Parenting\/comments\/zfyhb7\/whats_one_thing_you_used_to_judge_parents_on\/\" target=\"_blank\">Brote ordinario<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-4 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">4.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Me imagin\u00e9 que el beb\u00e9 se acurruca. Mi beb\u00e9 no se acurruca. Est\u00e1 demasiado ocupado movi\u00e9ndose y mirando a su alrededor para acurrucarse. Estoy aplastado. Pero tambi\u00e9n feliz de que se interese tanto en el mundo”.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-5 \" data-keywords=\"cleaning\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">5.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Pens\u00e9 que har\u00eda muchas cosas en la casa y en mi lista de tareas pendientes durante mi licencia de maternidad porque los beb\u00e9s y los ni\u00f1os doran mucho la siesta. Bromas sobre m\u00ed … Claro, hacen una siesta mucho … pero la m\u00eda todav\u00eda necesita una siesta de contacto El 50% del tiempo en casi 14 meses.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-6 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">6.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Supongo que nunca se me ocurri\u00f3 antes de convertirme en padre de que los ni\u00f1os peque\u00f1os y los adolescentes pudieran ser tan malvados cr\u00f3nicamente y cu\u00e1nto se necesitar\u00eda para monitorear eso e intentar mantenerlos bien”.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<p>–<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Parenting\/comments\/1ia3wvt\/comment\/m97d8sv\/\" target=\"_blank\">AnonyMousUser37642<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-7 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">7.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Pens\u00e9 que mi beb\u00e9 ser\u00eda feliz acostado en una manta cerca de m\u00ed mientras hac\u00eda lo que fuera. No sab\u00eda que gritar\u00eda a menos que se la retuviera el 99% del tiempo”.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-8 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">8.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Jur\u00e9 que nunca usar\u00eda la frase ‘porque lo dije’. Como padre, le explicar\u00eda las cosas a mi hijo.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<p>–<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Parenting\/comments\/zfyhb7\/comment\/izgex0b\/\" target=\"_blank\">Luulusoul<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-9 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">9.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Dije que nunca har\u00eda una comida especial para los ni\u00f1os. Jugr\u00e9 a mis padres con tanta fuerza por eso. Ahora, soy un cocinero a corto plazo. Oh, bueno”.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-10 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">10.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Pens\u00e9 que las noches de cine ser\u00edan divertidas. Pero mis hijos quieren ver las mismas pel\u00edculas una y otra vez, y la mayor\u00eda de ellas nunca fueron interesantes para empezar”.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<p>–<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Parenting\/comments\/1ia3wvt\/comment\/m97i1bo\/\" target=\"_blank\">Joycereardon<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-11 \" data-keywords=\"skincare\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">11.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Jur\u00e9 arriba y abajo de mi beb\u00e9 nunca dormir\u00eda conmigo … luego el PPD\/PPA golpe\u00f3. Las largas noches de despertar cada dos horas para amamantar. Luego, se despert\u00f3 cada vez que lo colocaba en la cuna. Me di por vencido y decid\u00ed que necesitaba dormir “.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-12 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">12.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Pens\u00e9 que se me ocurrir\u00eda m\u00e1gicamente actividades creativas diarias que a mi hijo le encantar\u00eda. Resulta que mi cerebro est\u00e1 demasiado privado de sue\u00f1o para pensar en algo m\u00e1s que un viaje al parque y leer los mismos libros una y otra vez (por pedido.)”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<p>–<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Parenting\/comments\/1ia3wvt\/comment\/m97hddk\/\" target=\"_blank\">Butterflyndsky<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-13 \" data-keywords=\"fast fashion\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">13.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Me imagin\u00e9 hacer artes y artesan\u00edas s\u00faper lindas con pinturas con los dedos, etc. Pero en realidad, mi ni\u00f1o grita a cualquier instrucci\u00f3n y solo quiere pegarse y jugar con las tijeras mientras garabatean en todo”.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-14 \" data-keywords=\"cleaning\" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">14.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Pens\u00e9 que mi vida ser\u00eda m\u00e1s o menos la misma, pero con un beb\u00e9 atado a m\u00ed. Esa ilusi\u00f3n se rompi\u00f3 la primera vez que yo, una mujer de 5 pies de altura, intent\u00e9 lavar los platos mientras llevaba a los beb\u00e9s”.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<p>–<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Parenting\/comments\/1ia3wvt\/comment\/m97c8yj\/\" target=\"_blank\">Meekonesfade<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-15 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">15.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Dije que la dieta de mi hijo no consistir\u00eda en nugas de pollo. Recuerdo que mi suegra me dijo <i>Mencionando a Bebe;<\/i> No les alimentar\u00e9 con ellos. Aliment\u00e9 sus nuggets de pollo con microondas para almorzar hoy “.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-16 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">16.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Pens\u00e9 que podr\u00eda hacer el trabajo en la licencia de maternidad. LOL”.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<p>–<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Parenting\/comments\/1ia3wvt\/comment\/m97d4yz\/\" target=\"_blank\">Moritani<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-17 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">17.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Me imagin\u00e9 que la hora de la historia ser\u00eda sentada en silencio a mi lado mientras le\u00eda libros. No ella agarraba los libros, tiraba los libros, decide a mitad de camino, deber\u00edamos leer un libro diferente y subir sobre m\u00ed y cambiar de posici\u00f3n 20 veces durante Un libro de cinco p\u00e1ginas “.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-18 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">18.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">“Que mis hijos ser\u00edan geniales, y ser\u00eda un padre genial y capaz de colgar, como ‘la cena est\u00e1 a las 8 en un restaurante, s\u00ed, \u00a1traer\u00e9 a mi hijo!’ o al festival de m\u00fasica o lo que sea jajaja “.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<p>–<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Parenting\/comments\/1ia3wvt\/comment\/m97d8k2\/\" target=\"_blank\">Nectarinejaded598<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-19 \" data-keywords=\"cleaning\" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">19.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Pens\u00e9 que iba a ense\u00f1ar a mis hijos a \u2728breathe\u2728 y estar\u00edan regulados \u2728emocionalmente. Pero en realidad, digo: ‘\u00a1Est\u00e1 bien! \u00a1Huele las flores, explota la vela! “Y su respuesta es” \ud83e\udd96\ud83e\udd96\ud83e\udd85\ud83e\udd85\ud83e\udd85\ud83c\udf0b\ud83e\udd2c\ud83e\udd2c\ud83c\udf0b\ud83e\udd2c\ud83e\udd96\ud83e\udd85\ud83e\udd85 “<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-image subbuzz-index-20 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-image\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"subbuzz__number\">20.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Y finalmente … “Era un enga\u00f1o grande. La paternidad me ha humillado”.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"subbuzz__media\">\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-subbuzz-wrapper\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"subbuzz buzz-width--standard__subbuzz buzz-type--list__subbuzz subbuzz-text subbuzz-index-21 \" data-module=\"subbuzz-text\">\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__header subbuzz__header--standard subbuzz__title \">\n<p> <span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">\u00bfTienes uno para agregar? \u00bfQu\u00e9 enga\u00f1o tuvo sobre la paternidad antes de tener un hijo y se dio cuenta de que la realidad es completamente diferente? Cu\u00e9ntanos en los comentarios o en este <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/forms\/d\/1Orwa0ikHUxr0iuV1cejDl_EQcJ6mgLFF-lhzb75tWxk\/preview\" target=\"_blank\">forma an\u00f3nima.<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/main><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/body><\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/hannahloewentheil\/first-time-parents-delusions-versus-reality\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ttn-es-65<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Los padres disipan versiones idealizadas de la paternidad despu\u00e9s de los ni\u00f1os Puedo hablar por m\u00ed mismo cuando<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1565249,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[212987,6905,273816,2603,97,3576,69840,277217,139,212930,277218,5654,1390,26783,277219,17546,2862,12283,11116],"class_list":["post-1565248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-revista","tag-bestofinternet-reddit","tag-compartiendo","tag-contenido-de-mujer","tag-era","tag-esta","tag-estar","tag-estilo-de-vida","tag-estilo-independiente","tag-gente","tag-hojas-perennes","tag-ingenuoquot","tag-lejos","tag-muy","tag-paternidad","tag-quotidealizadoquot","tag-quotyo","tag-realidad","tag-resultaron","tag-versiones"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1565248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1565248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1565248\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1565249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1565248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1565248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1565248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}