{"id":1145404,"date":"2024-01-21T10:39:44","date_gmt":"2024-01-21T10:39:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/platanos\/"},"modified":"2024-01-21T10:39:48","modified_gmt":"2024-01-21T10:39:48","slug":"platanos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/platanos\/","title":{"rendered":"Pl\u00e1tanos"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div>\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap\">Soy juez penal y hoy tuve una audiencia.  Un abogado entr\u00f3 en la sala a las 12 horas para escuchar su caso.  Ten\u00eda una bolsa en la mano y dijo: \u201cLes traje pl\u00e1tanos a usted y al empleado.  Pens\u00e9 que era la hora del almuerzo y deb\u00edas tener hambre\u201d. <\/p>\n<p>Yo: \u201c\u00bfPensaste, entonces te dar\u00e9 unos pl\u00e1tanos?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Abogado: \u201cS\u00ed, he le\u00eddo un estudio que demuestra que los jueces que tienen hambre imponen sentencias m\u00e1s estrictas.  Por eso.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><strong>Los lectores son los autores de esta columna. <\/strong>Un Ije es una experiencia personal o an\u00e9cdota en un m\u00e1ximo de 120 palabras.  Enviar a trav\u00e9s de ik@nrc.nl<\/p>\n<p><dmt-util-bar article=\"4187562\" headline=\"Bananen\" url=\"bananen\"><br \/>\n<button class=\"dmt-util-bar__button\" slot=\"share\"><br \/>\n<span class=\"dmt-util-bar__button-container\"><br \/>\n<span class=\"dmt-util-bar__button-title\">Para compartir<\/span><br \/>\n<dmt-icon aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"dmt-util-bar__button-icon\" name=\"ic-share-web\"\/><br \/>\n<\/span><br \/>\n<\/button><br \/>\n<button class=\"dmt-util-bar__button\" slot=\"contact\"><br \/>\n<span class=\"dmt-util-bar__button-container\"><br \/>\n<span class=\"dmt-util-bar__button-title\">Env\u00ede un correo electr\u00f3nico al editor<\/span><br \/>\n<dmt-icon aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"dmt-util-bar__button-icon\" name=\"ic-email\"\/><br \/>\n<\/span><br \/>\n<\/button><br \/>\n<\/dmt-util-bar> <\/p>\n<aside data-article-id=\"4187562\" data-js-topic-preview=\"\" data-strip-from-headless=\"modal\" data-topic-id=\"97\" data-topic-name=\"Ikje\"\/>\n<\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nrc.nl\/nieuws\/2024\/01\/20\/bananen-a4187562\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ttn-es-33<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Soy juez penal y hoy tuve una audiencia. Un abogado entr\u00f3 en la sala a las 12 horas<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":982804,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[5255],"class_list":["post-1145404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general","tag-platanos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1145404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145404\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/982804"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1145404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1145404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1145404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}