{"id":1086964,"date":"2023-12-11T15:09:34","date_gmt":"2023-12-11T15:09:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/de-todas-las-cosas-malas-alimentar-a-los-patos-es-quizas-la-mas-divertida\/"},"modified":"2023-12-11T15:09:37","modified_gmt":"2023-12-11T15:09:37","slug":"de-todas-las-cosas-malas-alimentar-a-los-patos-es-quizas-la-mas-divertida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/de-todas-las-cosas-malas-alimentar-a-los-patos-es-quizas-la-mas-divertida\/","title":{"rendered":"De todas las cosas malas, alimentar a los patos es quiz\u00e1s la m\u00e1s divertida."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div id=\"\">\n<section class=\"artstyle__production artstyle__production--type-plus fu--type-plus artstyle__production--hide-author fu--hide-author artstyle__production--hide-time fu--hide-time artstyle__production--margin-bottom-s-s fu--margin-bottom-s-s artstyle__production--with-authors\" data-element-id=\"article-element-authors\"><span class=\"artstyle__production__authors\">Sylvia Witteman<\/span><time class=\"artstyle__production__datetime\" datetime=\"11 december 2023\"><span class=\"artstyle__production__date\">11 de diciembre de 2023<\/span><span class=\"artstyle__production__time\">12:57<\/span><\/time><span class=\"artstyle__production-decoration\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"184\" height=\"11\" viewbox=\"0 0 184 11\" fill=\"none\"><mask id=\"path-1-inside-1\" fill=\"white\"><path fill-rule=\"evenodd\" clip-rule=\"evenodd\" d=\"M86.9133 5.08154L81.8318 0L76.7745 5.05725H0V5.65725H76.7288L81.8318 10.7603L86.9133 5.67871L91.9949 10.7603L96.9948 5.76038L101.995 10.7603L107.098 5.65725H184V5.05725H107.052L101.995 0L96.9948 4.99988L91.9949 0L86.9133 5.08154Z\"\/><\/mask><path fill-rule=\"evenodd\" clip-rule=\"evenodd\" d=\"M86.9133 5.08154L81.8318 0L76.7745 5.05725H0V5.65725H76.7288L81.8318 10.7603L86.9133 5.67871L91.9949 10.7603L96.9948 5.76038L101.995 10.7603L107.098 5.65725H184V5.05725H107.052L101.995 0L96.9948 4.99988L91.9949 0L86.9133 5.08154Z\" fill=\"white\"\/><path d=\"M81.8318 0L82.2122 -0.380432L81.8318 -0.760863L81.4514 -0.380432L81.8318 0ZM86.9133 5.08154L86.5329 5.46197L86.9133 5.84241L87.2938 5.46197L86.9133 5.08154ZM76.7745 5.05725V5.59526H76.9974L77.155 5.43768L76.7745 5.05725ZM0 5.05725V4.51924H-0.538012V5.05725H0ZM0 5.65725H-0.538012V6.19526H0V5.65725ZM76.7288 5.65725L77.1092 5.27682L76.9516 5.11924H76.7288V5.65725ZM81.8318 10.7603L81.4514 11.1407L81.8318 11.5211L82.2122 11.1407L81.8318 10.7603ZM86.9133 5.67871L87.2938 5.29828L86.9133 4.91785L86.5329 5.29828L86.9133 5.67871ZM91.9949 10.7603L91.6144 11.1407L91.9949 11.5211L92.3753 11.1407L91.9949 10.7603ZM96.9948 5.76038L97.3752 5.37995L96.9948 4.99951L96.6143 5.37995L96.9948 5.76038ZM101.995 10.7603L101.614 11.1407L101.995 11.5211L102.375 11.1407L101.995 10.7603ZM107.098 5.65725V5.11924H106.875L106.717 5.27682L107.098 5.65725ZM184 5.65725V6.19526H184.538V5.65725H184ZM184 5.05725H184.538V4.51924H184V5.05725ZM107.052 5.05725L106.671 5.43768L106.829 5.59526H107.052V5.05725ZM101.995 0L102.375 -0.380432L101.995 -0.760863L101.614 -0.380432L101.995 0ZM96.9948 4.99988L96.6143 5.38031L96.9948 5.76074L97.3752 5.38031L96.9948 4.99988ZM91.9949 0L92.3753 -0.380432L91.9949 -0.760863L91.6144 -0.380432L91.9949 0ZM81.4514 0.380432L86.5329 5.46197L87.2938 4.70111L82.2122 -0.380432L81.4514 0.380432ZM77.155 5.43768L82.2122 0.380432L81.4514 -0.380432L76.3941 4.67682L77.155 5.43768ZM76.7745 4.51924H0V5.59526H76.7745V4.51924ZM-0.538012 5.05725V5.65725H0.538012V5.05725H-0.538012ZM0 6.19526H76.7288V5.11924H0V6.19526ZM82.2122 10.3798L77.1092 5.27682L76.3484 6.03768L81.4514 11.1407L82.2122 10.3798ZM86.5329 5.29828L81.4514 10.3798L82.2122 11.1407L87.2938 6.05914L86.5329 5.29828ZM92.3753 10.3798L87.2938 5.29828L86.5329 6.05914L91.6144 11.1407L92.3753 10.3798ZM96.6143 5.37995L91.6144 10.3798L92.3753 11.1407L97.3752 6.14081L96.6143 5.37995ZM102.375 10.3798L97.3752 5.37995L96.6143 6.14081L101.614 11.1407L102.375 10.3798ZM106.717 5.27682L101.614 10.3798L102.375 11.1407L107.478 6.03768L106.717 5.27682ZM107.098 6.19526H184V5.11924H107.098V6.19526ZM184.538 5.65725V5.05725H183.462V5.65725H184.538ZM184 4.51924H107.052V5.59526H184V4.51924ZM101.614 0.380432L106.671 5.43768L107.432 4.67682L102.375 -0.380432L101.614 0.380432ZM97.3752 5.38031L102.375 0.380432L101.614 -0.380432L96.6143 4.61945L97.3752 5.38031ZM91.6144 0.380432L96.6143 5.38031L97.3752 4.61945L92.3753 -0.380432L91.6144 0.380432ZM87.2938 5.46197L92.3753 0.380432L91.6144 -0.380432L86.5329 4.70111L87.2938 5.46197Z\" fill=\"black\" mask=\"url(#path-1-inside-1)\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/section>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph artstyle__paragraph--drop-cap fu--drop-cap artstyle__paragraph--drop-cap-b fu--drop-cap-b\" data-element-id=\"c489f8d7-e1a6-40e0-a355-b89e38590ff7\">\n<p>      Dar pan a los patos se ha vuelto como comer carne, volar o encender la chimenea: es mejor no hacerlo.  Pero s\u00ed, de todas esas cosas malas, alimentar a los patos es quiz\u00e1s la m\u00e1s divertida.  Y menos a\u00fan, me digo mientras entro al parque con un poco de pan sobrante.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"193f3398-7a43-46f7-8b6a-aa7d82a2e485\">\n<p>      Cuando llego al estanque, siempre miro t\u00edmidamente a mi alrededor y me repito el flexible mantra de la Bird Protection Society: &#8220;No se permiten hogazas de pan enteras, pero una capa de pan viejo y sin moho no puede hacer da\u00f1o&#8221;.  Bueno, normalmente como un poco m\u00e1s de una rebanada, a veces tres s\u00e1ndwiches enteros, pero ciertamente est\u00e1n viejos y no tienen moho.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"de68a7b2-4075-4329-bd4e-30190d94d3d2\">\n<p>      Cuando llego al estanque, cometo mi fechor\u00eda.  Mientras extiendo el pan para los encantados patos, murmuro &#8220;ni todos los perfumes de Arabia endulzar\u00e1n esta manita&#8221;, imitando a la son\u00e1mbula Lady MacBeth.  Luego vuelvo a casa, donde reprimo mi culpa al no comer carne durante al menos una hora, no subirme a un avi\u00f3n y no encender fuego.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"a4c5475a-140a-407e-9259-cc66e5233095\">\n<p>      Pero ayer surgi\u00f3 una complicaci\u00f3n.  Entre la bandada de aves de corral hab\u00eda un pato algo tonto.  Realmente no es un caso moribundo;  le fue bastante bien, en tierra, en el agua y en el aire.  Era s\u00f3lo un poco m\u00e1s lento que el resto.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"bf5b57cd-d8fe-45c7-b04a-cc162eb8501c\">\n<p>      Ahora hab\u00eda llegado el momento de asegurarse de que Schlemiel recibiera su parte justa del pan.  Esto no es f\u00e1cil: los primeros trozos cayeron, como era de esperar, en los picos m\u00e1s atrevidos, mientras el perdedor me miraba con tristeza.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"e8aeb795-6e8f-401e-a644-49193b73a5f8\">\n<p>      No dej\u00e9 que eso me molestara.  Se me ocurri\u00f3 una estrategia: desmenuc\u00e9 un s\u00e1ndwich en cien trozos peque\u00f1os y lo arroj\u00e9 lo m\u00e1s lejos posible al estanque de una sola vez.  Todos los patos corrieron hacia \u00e9l, pero aquel se qued\u00f3 quieto y mir\u00f3 con nostalgia a la presa.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"ce647dc9-8206-412c-9686-4ea9edc57fd7\">\n<p>      Ahora hab\u00eda llegado su momento.  Esparc\u00ed el resto del pan en el pasto justo frente a \u00e9l y comenz\u00f3 a comer con ansia.  &#8220;Buen chico&#8221;, dije con ternura.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"5c3a56f4-3f6f-4cb7-9224-f7db62b23117\">\n<p>      Entonces escuch\u00e9 un ladrido hist\u00e9rico.  Un perro grande salt\u00f3 a mis pies y empez\u00f3 a engullir el pan.  Ese pobre pato vol\u00f3 al estanque asustado.  &#8220;No hagas eso, Binkie&#8221;, grit\u00f3 la joven a su paso.  &#8216;\u00a1Apagado!&#8217;  Y a m\u00ed, reproch\u00e1ndome: &#8216;\u00a1El pan es realmente malo para los patos!&#8217;\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"fa45ae9c-245a-4d20-8a1f-ee65e7f98da9\">\n<p>      En casa encend\u00ed la chimenea y devor\u00e9 un filete mientras reservaba un vuelo a un pa\u00eds pobre donde la poblaci\u00f3n est\u00e1 severamente oprimida.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"d1dda4c7-5dea-4232-b0aa-0a6d639666cb\">\n<p>      No precisamente.  Pero estaba deseando que llegara.\n    <\/p>\n<div class=\"artstyle__container\" data-element-id=\"ff731bfe-fa75-4ec4-b9cc-867b362e96aa\">\n<div class=\"artstyle__container__body\">\n<p class=\"artstyle__container__text\" data-element-id=\"2c27-889c-f635-c0b7-ab2a-3764-bd10-bf2a\">\n      <b>Sobre el Autor<\/b><br \/>Sylvia Witteman prescribe <i>de Volkskrant <\/i>columnas sobre la vida diaria.\n    <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<aside class=\"artstyle__editorial-tips \" data-element-id=\"article-element-editorialtips\">\n<h3 class=\"editorial-tips__title\">Lea tambi\u00e9n<\/h3>\n<\/aside>\n<\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.volkskrant.nl\/columns-van-de-dag\/van-alle-verkeerde-dingen-is-het-voeren-van-eendjes-misschien-wel-het-allerleukst~bb1e2dfe\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ttn-es-23<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sylvia Witteman11 de diciembre de 202312:57 Dar pan a los patos se ha vuelto como comer carne, volar<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1086965,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[16212,4606,18003,246,36,1729,16,35570,5867,3531],"class_list":["post-1086964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cultura","tag-alimentar","tag-cosas","tag-divertida","tag-las","tag-los","tag-malas","tag-mas","tag-patos","tag-quizas","tag-todas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1086964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1086964"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1086964\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1086965"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1086964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1086964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1086964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}