{"id":1011454,"date":"2023-10-23T15:00:10","date_gmt":"2023-10-23T15:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/di-dijo-el-caballito-estabas-cenando-con-los-padres-de-jesse-el-sabado-verdad-como-fue-eso-la-pin-up-resoplo\/"},"modified":"2023-10-23T15:00:13","modified_gmt":"2023-10-23T15:00:13","slug":"di-dijo-el-caballito-estabas-cenando-con-los-padres-de-jesse-el-sabado-verdad-como-fue-eso-la-pin-up-resoplo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/di-dijo-el-caballito-estabas-cenando-con-los-padres-de-jesse-el-sabado-verdad-como-fue-eso-la-pin-up-resoplo\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Di&#8221;, dijo el caballito.  &#8216;Estabas cenando con los padres de Jesse el s\u00e1bado, \u00bfverdad?  \u00bfComo fue eso?&#8217;  La pin-up resopl\u00f3"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div id=\"\">\n<section class=\"artstyle__production artstyle__production--type-plus fu--type-plus artstyle__production--hide-author fu--hide-author 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data-element-id=\"3fa54cfb-e7bd-4041-b9bf-60aad6d6d846\">\n<p>      En el tranv\u00eda me sent\u00e9 frente a dos chicas de unos 20 a\u00f1os: una era una pin-up color crema con puchero y rizos rubio miel;  la otra era peque\u00f1a y musculosa, con largo cabello casta\u00f1o, ojos grandes y fosas nasales inclinadas que la hac\u00edan parecer un hermoso caballo enano.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"eebd150c-68a7-4318-8bde-7e5641c388a2\">\n<p>      &#8220;Di&#8221;, dijo el caballito.  &#8216;Estabas cenando con los padres de Jesse el s\u00e1bado, \u00bfverdad?  \u00bfComo fue eso?&#8217;  La pin-up resopl\u00f3.  &#8216;S\u00ed, finalmente.  Bueno, eso es, con su padre.  Resulta que sus padres est\u00e1n divorciados.  Su madre est\u00e1 en alguna isla griega.  Con un nuevo amante.  Ahora entiendo por qu\u00e9 Jesse segu\u00eda posponiendo esa visita.\n    <\/p>\n<div class=\"artstyle__container\" data-element-id=\"ff731bfe-fa75-4ec4-b9cc-867b362e96aa\">\n<div class=\"artstyle__container__body\">\n<p class=\"artstyle__container__text\" data-element-id=\"2c27-889c-f635-c0b7-ab2a-3764-bd10-bf2a\">\n      <b>Sobre el Autor<\/b><br \/>Sylvia Witteman prescribe <i>de Volkskrant <\/i>columnas sobre la vida diaria.\n    <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"33c4474d-a316-44c3-9ab7-819115583ac9\">\n<p>      El caballo asinti\u00f3.  &#8220;\u00bfCu\u00e1nto tiempo llevas con \u00e9l?&#8221;, pregunt\u00f3.  &#8216;\u00bfUn a\u00f1o?&#8217;  \u201cUno y medio, arriba y abajo\u201d, dijo la pin-up.  &#8216;As\u00ed que he estado pensando durante un tiempo, \u00bftodav\u00eda vamos a experimentarlo?  Pero bueno, ya sabes c\u00f3mo es Jesse\u2026\u201d Hizo un gesto desde\u00f1oso con la mano.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"a6ba77f2-307f-4408-99a9-07ecaf23400b\">\n<p>      &#8220;\u00bfPero c\u00f3mo fue?&#8221;, pregunt\u00f3 el caballo.  La pin-up sonri\u00f3 insondable.  \u201cS\u00ed, \u00bfc\u00f3mo estuvo?\u201d, dijo.  El padre de &#8216;Jesses result\u00f3 ser s\u00faper tranquilo.  \u00a1Qu\u00e9 agradable y hospitalario!  Su nombre es Tom, un nombre s\u00faper lindo tambi\u00e9n.  Tom hab\u00eda preparado un guiso incre\u00edblemente delicioso con cordero.  Y mojitos perfectos.  Ella volvi\u00f3 a sonre\u00edr.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"3d08991d-61a7-408c-aada-7f5c81f7dbf4\">\n<p>      \u201c\u00a1Jes\u00fas, Tasja!\u201d, dijo su amiga.  &#8216;\u00bfTe est\u00e1s sonrojando?&#8217;  La pin-up sonri\u00f3.  \u201c\u00a1Realmente, qu\u00e9 buen hombre!\u201d, continu\u00f3.  \u201c\u00bfSabes que tuvo a Jesse cuando solo ten\u00eda 23 a\u00f1os?  \u00bfEntonces tiene como 45 a\u00f1os o algo as\u00ed ahora?  \u00a1Pero parec\u00eda 10 a\u00f1os m\u00e1s joven!  Una bonita cabeza con pelo oscuro&#8230; buenos dientes, alto, delgado.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"cec526c3-e28d-49d3-b8a4-19c3fd2f1d31\">\n<p>      &#8220;\u00a1Vamos, Tas, es el padre de Jesse!&#8221;, grit\u00f3 el caballo.  \u201cS\u00ed\u201d, dijo la pin-up.  Y creo que eso es tan lindo.  Que consigui\u00f3 a Jesse tan joven.  Simplemente encuentra a un hombre as\u00ed.  Todos quieren esperar eternamente porque &#8220;ellos mismos todav\u00eda son ni\u00f1os&#8221; (dibujaba comillas en el aire con dedos furiosos).  Y a Tom realmente le hubiera gustado tener m\u00e1s hijos, pero esa mujer no quer\u00eda eso.  Extra\u00f1o, \u00bfverdad?\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"e2e61243-30f5-4d34-afd9-ee5c7aa8538b\">\n<p>      &#8220;S\u00ed, bueno&#8221;, dijo el caballo.  &#8220;Tal vez ella-&#8221; La pin-up la interrumpi\u00f3.  &#8216;Habr\u00eda sido mucho mejor para Jesse, no ser hijo \u00fanico.  Entonces tal vez no se habr\u00eda convertido en un narcisista tan mimado.  Tambi\u00e9n es por esa madre, claro.  Porque no puede ser culpa de Tom.  Ella realmente es un gran tesoro.&#8217;\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"artstyle__paragraph \" data-element-id=\"eb914372-d4a9-44a7-8eee-9a47a672e854\">\n<p>      Se sonroj\u00f3 de nuevo, se mordi\u00f3 el labio y continu\u00f3: \u201cPor cierto.  \u00a1Desde que cenamos en casa de Tom, Jesse ha estado actuando muy extra\u00f1o conmigo!  Como si hubiera algo.  \u00bfEntiendes eso ahora?\n    <\/p>\n<aside class=\"artstyle__editorial-tips \" data-element-id=\"article-element-editorialtips\">\n<h3 class=\"editorial-tips__title\">Lea tambi\u00e9n<\/h3>\n<\/aside>\n<\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.volkskrant.nl\/columns-van-de-dag\/zeg-zei-het-paardje-jij-was-toch-bij-jesses-ouders-eten-zaterdag-hoe-was-dat-de-pin-up-snoof~b99f752f\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ttn-es-23<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sylvia Witteman23 de octubre de 202311:16 En el tranv\u00eda me sent\u00e9 frente a dos chicas de unos 20<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1011455,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[166794,54016,440,99,61,1075,35273,244,11094,36,227,117797,31952,9155,6198],"class_list":["post-1011454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cultura","tag-caballito","tag-cenando","tag-como","tag-con","tag-dijo","tag-eso","tag-estabas","tag-fue","tag-jesse","tag-los","tag-padres","tag-pinup","tag-resoplo","tag-sabado","tag-verdad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1011454"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011454\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1011455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1011454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1011454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1011454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}