{"id":131965,"date":"2025-05-13T22:18:39","date_gmt":"2025-05-13T22:18:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/en\/jimmy-kimmels-funniest-jokes-from-the-disney-abc-upfront-event\/"},"modified":"2025-05-13T22:18:39","modified_gmt":"2025-05-13T22:18:39","slug":"jimmy-kimmels-funniest-jokes-from-the-disney-abc-upfront-event","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/en\/jimmy-kimmels-funniest-jokes-from-the-disney-abc-upfront-event\/","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy Kimmel&#8217;s Funniest Jokes from the Disney\/ABC Upfront Event"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Jimmy Kimmel&#8217;s Hilarious Roast at Disney Upfronts<\/h2>\n<p>\u201cJimmy Kimmel Live!\u201d host <strong>Jimmy Kimmel<\/strong> made a triumphant return to the <strong>Disney upfronts<\/strong> on Tuesday. Initially, there were doubts about his presence due to his daughter&#8217;s impending childbirth. Kimmel humorously opened up about his excitement around becoming a grandfather. During a pre-taped segment, he joked, \u201cWhat do they call it again? Oh, right, \u2018CBS.\u2019 I\u2019m hearing great things from the younger old guys.\u201d His playful ribbing at CBS set the tone for his annual roast.<\/p>\n<h3>Pre-Taped Segment with Special Guest Dr. Dre<\/h3>\n<p>Before appearing live at the <strong>Javits Center<\/strong>, Kimmel featured <strong>Dr. Dre<\/strong> in a pre-recorded segment where he pitched selling naming rights for his impending grandchild. Although he was aware that fellow late-night host <strong>Seth Meyers<\/strong> had used a similar joke, Kimmel decided to proceed, humorously acknowledging the elephant in the room.<\/p>\n<h3>Roasting Disney\u2019s Higher-Ups<\/h3>\n<p>Once he took the stage in person, Kimmel didn\u2019t hold back, especially when it came to addressing Disney\u2019s CEO, <strong>Bob Iger<\/strong>. \u201cI do this once a year, like a prostate exam, but it\u2019s hard to say no when Bob Iger shows up,\u201d he quipped. Kimmel then pointed out Iger\u2019s massive responsibilities and questioned his need to attend the event, remarking on Iger\u2019s ongoing initiatives, including a new Disneyland in <strong>Abu Dhabi<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<h3>Disney&#8217;s Compelling Audience Engagement<\/h3>\n<p>Kimmel highlighted the company\u2019s focus on <strong>audience engagement<\/strong>: \u201cYou know why he showed up? Because he\u2019s proud of our audience engagement. As [sales boss] <strong>Rita Ferro<\/strong> says, we have the most high-value audiences in ad-supported global streaming at scale.\u201d The comic\u2019s jabs at the jargon surrounding audience metrics were met with laughter, further illuminating the absurdity often present in industry speak.<\/p>\n<h3>A Positive Shift in Television Ratings<\/h3>\n<p>Unlike previous years, Kimmel noted a significant shift, as television networks appeared to be rebounding. \u201cThis is a weird experience for me because usually, I come out here to distract you from the fact that we\u2019re dying,\u201d he said, celebrating the fact that most major networks experienced growth in viewership. He joked about the necessity of celebrating this triumph, stating, \u201cWe don\u2019t need good ratings at ABC, Disney, Hulu, ESPN, FX\u2026 We are about one thing and one thing only\u2014IP. Our IP.\u201d<\/p>\n<h3>Taking Aim at NBC and ABC<\/h3>\n<p>Transitioning to NBC, Kimmel wished a \u201chappy birthday\u201d to the network\u2019s centenary. He also addressed NBC\u2019s <strong>Mark Marshall<\/strong>, who had boldly claimed that NBC possesses the \u201cgreatest collection of content.\u201d Kimmel then hilariously countered this assertion by referencing <strong>PornHub<\/strong>, kicking up a raucous response from the audience with his tongue-in-cheek humor about various types of content.<\/p>\n<p>Kimmel continued to critique the networks, particularly <strong>ABC<\/strong>, which he noted only had one new <strong>scripted series<\/strong> for the upcoming fall. He likened this to last year\u2019s stale fish, implying that the network was struggling to keep things fresh for its audience. Amid the critiques, he made sure to touch on fan favorites like \u201c<strong>The Golden Bachelor<\/strong>\u201d while poking fun at the lack of new content.<\/p>\n<h3>Youth Engagement and Television Trends<\/h3>\n<p>Addressing evolving viewer habits, Kimmel pointed out a <strong>recent survey<\/strong> revealing that younger audiences are spending more time on social media than watching television. \u201cYeah, no shit. Think we needed a survey to know that?\u201d he exclaimed, calling attention to the realities of shifting consumer interests and behaviors.<\/p>\n<h3>A Note on Disney\u2019s Dominance<\/h3>\n<p>Kimmel didn\u2019t shy away from highlighting Disney\u2019s impressive numbers\u2014\u201cDisney has 164 million active users per month across our ad-supported platforms, more than twice the number of Netflix ads.\u201d By proclaiming victory over Netflix, Kimmel conveyed a sense of triumph that resonated with Disney\u2019s current positioning in the market.<\/p>\n<h3>Discussing ESPN&#8217;s New Strategy<\/h3>\n<p>In his comedic finesse, Kimmel also discussed <strong>ESPN\u2019s<\/strong> revamped platform, asking the audience if they thought there would be more or less content available. His skit drew laughs as he explained the complex pricing and content model: \u201cIf you want the plus, you have to pay less more.\u201d The ironic twists he adds paint a vivid picture of today\u2019s complicated media landscape.<\/p>\n<h3>Fear of AI in the Industry<\/h3>\n<p>Joking about artificial intelligence\u2019s encroachment, Kimmel stated, \u201cIt won\u2019t be long before this whole event\u2026will be AI bots buying time on shows made by AI bots.\u201d This humorous yet unsettling insight stirred thoughts within the audience about the possible future of entertainment.<\/p>\n<p>Kimmel ended on a poignant note, urging the audience to <strong>support journalism<\/strong> and programs like \u201c<strong>60 Minutes<\/strong>.\u201d Despite the humor throughout the event, Kimmel made it clear that the industry faces significant challenges, emphasizing the importance of sustaining credible journalism in today\u2019s rapidly changing media environment.<\/p>\n<p>Through Kimmel&#8217;s sharp wit and revealing insights, the Disney upfronts became not just an industry event but a platform for reflection on trends, challenges, and a future brimming with both opportunity and uncertainty. His performance provided a humorous yet critical lens through which to examine the current state and future of television.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/en\/category\/mazagine\/\">Magazine-5<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jimmy Kimmel&#8217;s Hilarious Roast at Disney Upfronts \u201cJimmy Kimmel Live!\u201d host Jimmy Kimmel made a triumphant return to the Disney upfronts on Tuesday. Initially, there were doubts about his presence due to his daughter&#8217;s impending childbirth. Kimmel humorously opened up about his excitement around becoming a grandfather. 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