{"id":103584,"date":"2024-12-07T21:42:25","date_gmt":"2024-12-07T21:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/en\/holiday-for-better-scientists-speech\/"},"modified":"2024-12-07T21:42:27","modified_gmt":"2024-12-07T21:42:27","slug":"holiday-for-better-scientists-speech","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teknomers.com\/en\/holiday-for-better-scientists-speech\/","title":{"rendered":"Holiday for better scientists – Speech"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

We have all been exposed to it. And with the run-up to Christmas comes the festive season for these people: the Splainers. Now they are in their prime, these people. Always present. Always with a meaning. Always with a solution. Always with an explanation. This is the “Master of Masters” in teaching everyone else. The classic is the alkosplainer on the Christmas table. Now Knut will finally get to tell the middle manager what the matter really is. Everything from national team leadership in football to the advantages of laser printers are snow-covered imprinted after the akevitte has come up to speed. Competence? Not relevant in this context. In this category you will find those who are happy to fire bosses in a fit of rage – and promote themselves at the same time. Mansplaining is another old familiarity. All year round. All those who know that now they have to teach the ladies a little about how the job should be done. Merete may have a double master’s degree in economics, but she still needs a lot of explanations about spreadsheets and statistics from Sigurd. Ane has restored three houses, but receives a thorough review of drill settings and prices for building materials from Kristian. The meat slicers come in as a separate subcategory here. I’m a good idiot who doesn’t understand how ribs with bacon intravenously, followed by a very tender tenderloin sizzling in Parma ham, is the solution that the Directorate of Health refuses to discuss. There quickly becomes a whiff of conspiracy theories and suspicions of foul play behind the wheat flour propaganda. In addition, the ugly truth about vegetarians should finally come out. Another group is the siv.ing.-splainers. An innocent question to the waiter about heat pumps turns into a three-hour lecture on the policy interest rate, power grid and degree of insulation, often explained on the napkins that didn’t get away in time. Teknisk Ukeblad is available for reference. A completely new category has spread in the last couple of years: Mushroom slanderers. Mushrooms from the store are excluded. Chanterelles? Too simple. I have not lived until I have known the taste of spruce matrix or birch musserong. Frying in a tired Teflon pan is forbidden. A basic course in drying and preservation will hit the nail on the head, whether you are the least bit interested or not. Jula has its own Christmas splainers. This is really a year-round business, where you can never start early enough. Here are trend-sensitive people with tangerine-marinated skin, short wreaths, subdued color palettes and symmetrical Christmas trees, where retro Christmas baubles meet chic organic linen. I can get the recipes, but the only star anise and saffron that work must be ordered from selected suppliers, no later than July. Ikea is for us weak people who don’t have the imagination or finances to hang satin bows from the chandeliers. This still pales in comparison to the most widespread of all splainers now in the soon-to-be holy Christmas season. December and January are the holidays for this group, neatly carved into the prime stave. They wear tight tights, have an expensive drink bottle and their flat stomach is easily visible. They can count calories. They love Strava: The Thinnsplainers. They appear unannounced, but are always in place. They are constantly on Instagram, in VG or at the training centre. And they are active like few. They have a message with many undertones and shades of condescension. The half-discreet look they send you when the company party offers a plate of ribs and whipped cream. Their fat percentage is low, the food is low in calories and the Christmas party outfit leaves nothing to the imagination. It is explained in social media and as a sneaky comment in the cafe. Just loud enough for her to hear it. The Thinnsplainers like to talk about the body pump and settings on the heart rate monitor, all while the protein shake is running. There are many shooters. The assessment is simple. The hovering is enormous. It’s just eating less and exercising more. After all, it’s all about self-discipline. The weight is what you decide on, you must know. Fat burning, protein bars and body lifting are the curriculum. Not much in this world is simple. Fortunately, treatment of thin spliners is. Three ultra-processed balls from the nearest gas station are quickly stuffed into the person’s mouth. With a clear: “Hush!” You should not talk with food in your mouth. Especially not about things you have no idea about. Send us your opinion Want to write? Feel free to contact us at news Ytring with your post. The guidelines can be found here. Published 07.12.2024, at 22.24
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